Silly Friday game

[Isa]

Dear Dominique,

I don’t really know how to tell you this, our romance is over. I think I realized it when you smacked my elbow at the mental hospital and I saw you put whipped cream on the elephant in the corner. I’m sure you’re masochistic enough to understand that I pee my pants. I’m returning your love letters to me to you, but I’ll keep your left ear as a memory. You should also know that I never will forget that night and our friendship is ruined.
Love always,
Isa


Here's how you can do it too!

Dear (pick any fellow book club member),
I don't really know how to tell you this,(1). I think I realized it (2)(3) and I saw you (4)(5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).
(12),
(Your name)

1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - I’m joining the Convent
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - Purple hedgehogs want to destroy you
Other -I dislike your eyelashes

2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I finally changed my underwear
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my elbow
September - Last year when you peed your pants
October - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
November - When your dog bit my leg
December - When I threw out your sock drawer

3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Chicken- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Seafood - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Other - With George Bush and Stephen Harper

4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bite off
Orange - rubbed anti-bacterial soap on
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over

5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – The Montreal Canadian’s goalie
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red – My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink – Your ‘My Little Pony’ collection
Other --The elephant in the corner

6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- FrostbittenLost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Gossip Girl - Middle-class
Annat -shamed
Lie to me - embarrassed

7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we’re related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks

8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
Yellow - Your toe ring
White - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your Hannah Montana underwear

9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - My virginity
C/D - Your photo with the mustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common senseQ/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your cecity note
Y/Z - Your credit cards

10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Love your sweet, sweet lips
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorites that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Get sick when I think of your feet
S/T - Always wanted to break your legs
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven’t showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you

11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon
Soda – I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider– You ruined my attempts at another world war.
Juice – I have a passionate interest for mice
Snapple/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked out
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I love Oprah Winfrey
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose

12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don’t hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Best of luck on the sex change
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England - Go drown yourself

[Dominique]

Lol!

Dear Isa,

I don't really know how to tell you this, I'm in love with your cat. I think I realized it When you put cuffs on me at the mental hospital and I saw you sit on The elephant in the corner. I'm sure you're middle-class enough to understand that we’re related. I'm returning your Hannah Montana underwear to you, but I'll keep your photo with the mustache drawn on it as a memory. You should also know that I hate your cooking and our friendship is ruined.
Go milk a cow,
Dominique

[Hanna]

This is funny!

Dear Carma,

I don't really know how to tell you this, our socks don't match. I think I realized it when I threw out your sock drawer in your apartment, and I saw you drive over my boyfriend. I'm sure you're senile enough to understand that you need a sex change. I'm returning your love letters to me to you, but I'll keep the oil tank from your car as a memory. You should also know that I never will forget that night and the apartment building is on fire.
Greetings to your frog Leonard,
Hanna

[Ansku]

This was fun!

Dear Pilleriin,

I don't really know how to tell you this, our romance is over. I think I realized it when I tripped on peanut butter outside of your office and I saw you hit on my boyfriend. I'm sure you're middle-class enough to understand that I get turned on only by garbage men. I'm returning your love letters to me to you, but I'll keep my virginity as a memory. You should also know that I love your sweet, sweet lips and the apartment building is on fire.
Go drown yourself,
Ansku

[Lu]

LOL!! ;D funny!

Dear zeldafitzgerald,

I don't really know how to tell you this, I’m joining the Convent. I think I realized it that night you picked your nose at the mental hospital and I saw you drive over my boyfriend. I'm sure you're senile enough to understand how awful you are. I'm returning Your old New Kids on the Block blanket to you, but I'll keep the results of that blood-sample as a memory. You should also know that I love your sweet, sweet lips and your Cucumber-fetishism is weird.
With tears of sadness,
Lu

[Carma]

Hahaha! I'm sorry for driving over your boyfriend, Hanna.


Dear Hanna,
I don't really know how to tell you this, you're a leprechaun. I think I realized it when you smacked my elbow in your closet and I saw you drive over the Catholic priest. I'm sure you're frostbitten enough to understand that your Ford sucks. I'm returning your love letters to me to you, but I'll keep your photo with the mustache drawn on it as a memory. You should also know that I will not tell the authorites that you stole the whale from the backyard and I have a passionate interest for mice.
Go drown yourself,
Carma

(FrostbittenLost - High? I think something went wrong there..?) Oh I got it.. haha

[Pilleriin]

OMG! That's hilarious! I'm sorry I hit on your boyfriend, Ansku

Dear Ansku,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but our socks don't match. I think I realized it last year when you peed your pants with Jean Chrétien and I saw you sit on my corned beef hash. I'm sure you're middle-class enough to understand that I may pee my pants. I'm returning your false teeth to you, but I'll keep my common sense as a memory. You should also know that I hate your cooking and your Cucumber-fetishism is weird.
Best of luck on the sex change,
Pilleriin

[bookworm]

This is absolutely brilliant!

Dear Kristie,

I don't really know how to tell you this, I dislike your eyelashes. I think I realized it when I threw out your sock drawer at the mental hospital and I saw you knock out your 'My Little Pony' collection. I'm sure you're middle-class enough to understand the middle-east is planning their revenge on you. I'm returning the couch cushions to you, but I'll keep your glass eye as a memory. You should also know that I get sick when I think of your feet and I'm scratching my butt as you read this.
With tears of sadness,
bookworm

[gilmoreandbasketball]

Dear Bookworm,

I dont really know how to tell you this,Im joining the Convert.I think i realized it when i tripped on penut butter in your apartment and i saw you sit on my salt -beef bucket. Im sure you're high enough to understand that your driving sucks. Im returning the cut toenails to you, but I'll keep your photo with the mustache drawn on it as a memory. You should also know that I always wanted to break your legs and I will haunt you when I'm reincarnated as an Eskimo.
Your everlasting enemy.
delia011

[greengirlpenguin]

Dear dorothyparker85,
I don't really know how to tell you this, our socks don't match.I think I realized it when we skinny dipped in the bathtub with George Bush and Stephen Harper and I saw you carve your initials into my father.I'm sure you're cowardly enough to understand how awful you are.I'm returning your love letters to me to you, but I'll keep your neighbors dog as a memory. You should also know that I mocked you behind your back constantly and I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo.
Please don’t hurt me,
Emily

[Kristie]

Dear Michelle,

I don't really know how to tell you this, I'm in love with your cat. I think I realized it when you smacked my elbow at the mental hospital and I saw you carve your initials into my salt-beef bucket. I'm sure you're open enough to understand that I get turned on only by garbage men. I'm returning the couch cushions to you, but I'll keep the results of that blood sample as a memory. You should also know that I always wanted to break your legs and I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo.
With tears of sadness,
Kristie

[Steph]

Dear Isa,

I don't really know how to tell you this, our romance is over. I think I realized it when I saw the purple monkey at the mental hospital and I saw you hit on my boyfriend. I'm sure you're middle-class enough to understand That Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning your love letters to me to you, but I'll keep your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I mocked you behind your back constantly and I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo.

Your everlasting enemy,
Steph.

[oureternity]

haha

Dear Steph,

I don't really know how to tell you this, I’m joining the Convent. I think I realized it when I saw the purple monkey under the bus and I saw you sit on my illegitimate child in Ghana. I'm sure you're senile enough to understand that I get turned on only by garbage men. I'm returning your love letters to you, but I'll keep your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I told my psychiatrist about the bruises and I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon.

Best of luck on the sex change,
Shir.

[Steph]

(..) that I get turned on only by garbage men.

Hilarious!